Day 7

I found a romance novel today that made me wince. Story and cover made me wince.

What ho? This one, he cries
from his chiseled and masculine guise.
Now the size of his junk
like the novel, it's bunk
Just filler, cliches, and lies

Day 2

Yes, these will no doubt be topical. Big surprise? I thought not. This one if for the kerfluffle over the book The Higher Power of Lucky.

Lucky & Newberry are under attack
Anxious adults are starting to quack
“We must be strong,
Because it is wrong
To use the correct word for a nutsack”