I've been a manager. I've written grant proposals. I've edited manuscripts. I have a love-hate relationship with jargon, buzz words, and noxious managerial-speak.
For your amusement I offer up
The Buzz Phraser
* Cross-Imaginative Outline Bulletin Expectations
* Cooperatively Multi-Central Parameter-Oriented Applications
* Structurally Computerized Employee-contained Problem
* Exclusionary Portable Authentication Impact
Trust me, play with it long enough and you'll have a "Holy Shit, I think ______ used that in a meeting last week" moment!