When I grow up

I'll be stable, when I grow up I'll turn the tables...
I love that song. Yes, I enthusiastically sing along with Garbage's song When I Grow Up.

I want to be Helen Mirren when I grow up. With Jeremy Irons and Billy Zane and Gina Gershon as my eye candy attendants. I'd like to be Isabella Rosselini too, but I think I'm too tall and too pale.

Of course, this is prompted from watching the Academy Award presentations, though it's not the first time that I have expressed a wish to be Dame Mirren when I grow up. She is such a classy dame. Me, I must not be too classy, because I'm currently thinking lustful thoughts about Jeremy Irons. :sigh: