Give me a call about 6:30 PM, I should be home by then, if the icefog doesn't slow traffic on the Rich to parking lot speeds.
To the rest of you - what, you didn't know I'd married a woman? Well, gee. I've been a bride, a groomsmaid twice, and a marriage commissioner once. So, yes, I did marry a woman.
Look, just because my state's Republicans endorsed Romney doesn't mean I participate in plural marriage. As long as everyone involved is/are consenting uncoerced adults, I don't care if you do.
Oh, and if you know anyone who is looking for a bridesmaid/matron of honor, I'm available.
ETA - John says he wouldn't mind a plural marriage, especially if it meant he could be a kept man